A Hot Mess!: September 2006

Eva Longoria and Tony Parkers Relationship = R.I.P.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

I was watching an Oprah re-run the other day with Eva Longoria on there trying to redecorate her parents home. Oprah brought up how she was dating Tony Parker so they brought him out. I am a big player hater so I always have something negative to say when it comes to celebrity relationships but I couldn't even hate on these two. I LOVED LOVED LOVED them together. She really acted like a little school girl with him and he was just so handsome. They talked about how he didn't ask her out on the first date but asked to date her father to dinner. I mean who does that? Seriously. I have been preaching the gospel about these two ever since and now I am pretty disappointed in the fact that they are now over.

The word has been for a week or so now that they were done but their publicists were saying it just wasn't true. Apparently the distance became too much and him cheating on her with his first love was the last straw for her. Even though I'm sad about this i'm glad Eva came out on top and actually dumped him ( if this is what really happened. ) Maybe from this story Kim Porter will GROW SOME BALLS and leave Puff Daddy ( I refuse to call him Diddy ) but you know, Kim Porter has the I.Q. of lipgloss so this won't happen.

( PageSix )

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Vanessa Carlton has a new home... Murder Inc.?!

Friday, September 29, 2006

Let's talk about this shit. Irv Gotti recently moved The Inc. to Universal, after a long dry period that included several less than stellar albums from Ja Rule and Ashanti, was well as... um. Some other people. Now, along with his fresh start, Gotti is trying to sign Vanessa since it's no secret she was less than pleased with the promotion A&M Records gave her last album.

The same girl who rolled through the streets playing a piano is now gonna stack drug money with Irv Gotti? I take it this means we'll have to endure a sing-songy duet between Ja Rule and Vanessa. Lord help us.

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House of Dereon clothes don't fit -- and Beyoncé and Tina don't wanna talk about it!

I swear I'm not trying to pick on Beyoncé. I think she's incredibly beautiful and I love her music. But the following bit is just a true mess and BEGS to be written about.

Watch this interview Beyoncé and Mama Knowles did with CBS News reproter Dorothy Tucker. Everything was rainbows and sunshine until Dorothy started asking tough questions, like why the hell are boutique owners sending the clothes back because they don't fit? It was the PETA incident revisited as Tina promptly ended the interview. Pay close attention to Beyoncé's deer-in-the-headlights look.

Come on, Knowles family. What do you expect? You're talking to a CBS reporter, not Damien Fahey. Hell, even SuChin probably would have asked this question.

I guess the bigger question is whether or not anyone is surprised Tina fucked up designing clothes.


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Thursday, September 28, 2006
I know we are probably the 8,000th blog to post this, but I don't care, it's too funny not to comment on.

I guess Mathew and Tina forgot to brainwash her that morning. Look at Jay's face. He is like "Damn, finally! Maybe tonight she'll be up for something other than missionary with the lights off for exactly 15 minutes." If she's really faded and not just "tired-eisha" or whatever other corny alter-ego she may have made up in the past few hours, then I give her props for displaying some human-like traits. That's tricky for robots, you know.

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New pictures of Flavor Of Love's New York

Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Straight from New York's own Myspace, new pictures:

The Official New York Myspace

I really have no words of my own, though I've heard people compare her to that muppet Janice who played in Animal's band, which I think is pretty accurate.

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Diddy's twins are girls -- and big surprise, he's not ready to get married

NEW YORK (AP) - Expectant father Sean "Diddy" Combs is often depicted as a ladies' man. His latest baby news, then, should come as no surprise.

"I'm having twin girls," the 36-year-old hip-hop mogul says in Vibe magazine's November issue, on newsstands Oct. 17.

Combs broke the news earlier this month that his longtime girlfriend, 35-year-old model, Kim Porter, is expecting twins. They have an eight-year-old son, Christian, and Combs has a 12-year-old son, Justin, from a previous relationship.

"People say, to a so-called ladies' man or whatever, that when you have girls it changes you," Combs tells Vibe. "So I was like, 'What's God trying to tell me by giving me two girls? When I pray every morning, I thank God for showing me what he showed me while I still have a chance to enjoy myself."

Combs says he "would love to get married" but isn't ready yet.

"I didn't grow up around a married family, so it's taking me a bit longer," he says. "A lot of guys out there get married, and they still do their own thing. I don't want to get married and fail."

His new album, "Press Play," is slated for release Oct. 17.


You notice how he said he's "not ready" to get married. Poor Kim. She is never gonna walk down the aisle with Puffy. She'll just keep having his kids though because she'll be damned if she sees another ho on his arm.

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Now Terrell is saying he didn't try to commit suicide

Terrell Owens says he didn't try to commit suicide. "There was no suicide attempt,” said Owens, who was rushed to the hospital Tuesday night after having an allergic reaction to a combination of his pain medication and nutritional supplements. "It’s very unfortunate to reports to go from an allergic reaction to a suicide attempt,” Owens said. “The rumor of me taking 35 pills is absurd. I don’t think I would be here had I taken 35 pills.” Owens said he was incoherent when answering questions from emergency medical personnel. As for whether he is depressed, Owens said: “I'm not depressed by any means. I'm happy to be here.” Before meeting the media, Owens worked out briefly with quarterback Drew Bledsoe. Will Owens be ready to play Sunday? "I feel very capable of going out there and playing on Sunday," he said.

DALLAS -- Flamboyant Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens said "there was no suicide attempt," explaining that he mixed painkillers with supplements and became groggy.

He said Wednesday that the confusion over his condition likely stemmed from an empty bottle of pain medication found by his publicist, who was with him at the time. He said the rest of the pills were in a drawer.

Appearing in a news conference at team headquarters a few hours after leaving a hospital for what a police report described as "a drug overdose," Owens wore workout gear and no bandage on his broken right hand. The star receiver smiled and seemed more amused than peeved at the latest ruckus surrounding him.

Owens blamed a combination of hydrocodone, a generic form of Vicodin, with all-natural supplements for making him ill.

"It's very unfortunate for it to go from an allergic reaction to a suicide attempt," he said.

Owens said he feels very capable of playing Sunday in Tennessee, despite this incident and his broken hand. He added that he's "not depressed about anything.''

( PhillyComcastSports )

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Dustin "Screech" Diamond has a SEX TAPE !

The hot word is that Dustin Diamond has a sex tape out where is having sex with two other girls. I've heard al of these rumors about him having a big penis and what not, so we are going to have to see for ourselves...if there really is a sex tape that is.

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

The sex tape is called "Saved by the Smell." First they say Lisa Turtle became a crack head, Jessie did Show Girls, now this. What are you going to tell me next? That A.C. Slater is gay? ...Well.

( ONTD )

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Janet Jackson signing at Virgin Megastore in NYC

Mama Knowles and B are all about that milk money!

Beyonce and her momma do the latest Got Milk? ad.

"While I was growing up, my mother set a good example for me, which included eating right and drinking milk," said Tina. “I have passed that on to my daughters, and now my grandson. Keeping ourselves busy with the clothing line and Beyonce's new movie, we manage our weight by watching what we eat and drinking milk is a big part of that"

I'm gonna start drinking milk so I will be able to fit in those $200 House Of Dereon Jeans!

( Popbytes )

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Terrell Owens attempts Suicide

DALLAS (AP) -- Flamboyant Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens attempted suicide by overdosing on pain medication, even putting two more pills into his mouth after fire rescue personnel arrived.

A Dallas police report released Wednesday morning said Owens told rescue workers "that he was depressed." The report was first released by WFAA-TV.

The rescue worker "noticed that (his) prescription pain medication was empty and observed (Owens) putting two pills in his mouth," the police report said.

The worker attempted to pry them out with her fingers, then was told by Owens that before this incident he'd taken only five of the 40 pain pills in the bottle he'd emptied. The worker then asked Owens "if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time (he) stated, 'Yes."'


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Justine Simmons' baby dies

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

In some tragic and shocking news, it's been announced that Justine Simmons, wife of Rev Run and co-star of MTV's "Run's House", gave birth to a baby girl who died shortly after a c-section due to complications with her organs.

After shocking fans with the announcement of her pregnancy last season, the MTV cameras were apparently in the hospital when the Simmons received their terrible news, though there's no word on whether or not the cameras were in the delivery room.

I am really saddened by this. It's a sad thing to happen to anyone but I really love the Simmons family, I want them to adopt me. Everyone keep them in your prayers.


In some lighter news, it looks like Christina Milian was successful in selling her clothes for some petty cash judging by these pictures at a recent performance:

I still love her broke ass and she IS sexy, but her behind is looking a little nasty in that second picture. Glitter, I think. I hope.


I've heard through the grapevine (read: my loser friends who watch MTV and BET countdown shows) that Ludacris has been running his mouth a little too much. He allegedly dropped TWO bombs: that Vanessa Minnillo was quitting her VJ gig on TRL and that Nas is now signed to Disturbing The Peace on TRL and 106, respectively. The other TRL hosts apparently shut him up and kept it moving while everyone collectively rolled their eyes and Nas emasculating himself again.

And to wrap this post up, let's take a look at Michelle Williams looking a mess again:

You can tell as soon as Beyonce broke away from Destiny's Child she took her stylist/makeup artist with her. WHAT is on her ear? One of those hands-free phone things?

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Brandy working on new album.

Looks like Brandy is going to step back in the game. I guess she has to come out with an album to match her new hair weave line with Ultima, her new veneers, and new religion. Brandy has been blogging like Diddy and has been talking about how she is working on a new album that should be out in the beginning of 2007. It's been two years since Afrodisiac ( which reached to the #3 spot on the Billboard Charts ) and people have been wondering "When is Brandy getting back in the Studio?!"

"Hold tight and be patient on the new music, it's coming and I promise you will be thrilled. You know how I do it," said Brandy to her MySpace fans.

Brandy left Atlantic Records and is with an indie label Knockout Entertainment. She is going to be working with Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins, The Neptunes, Bryce Wilson (formely of Groove Theory), and others. This is going to be really interesting to me because I recently found out that Brandy was a Scientologist. If I end up hearing "Slow down Tom, you killin' them" or anything about Xenu then I will be really depressed. I use to be a hardcore Brandy fan back in 8th grade and Never Say Never is STILL the shit.

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Move over Aretha!

Serena Williams looks like a hoodrat on her way to the corner store for a loose cigarette, a barrel juice, and a weave ponytail. This is unacceptable and it has earned her Mess of the Moment. I mean where were her people when she left the house?!

Kate Bosworth is really trying to channel Nicole Richie right now. Even though she looks like she is about to dye and that it looked like she bleached her hair with peroxide, her new boyfriend is WAY cuter than Orlando Bloom. UPGRADE!

I found out over at Juiicy Scoop that Trina has come out with a perfume.

Click here for the commercial.

Diamond Princess? She couldn't come up with a better name than Diamond Princess? Diamond Princess sounds like something you'd get with your Burger King BK Kids! Meal. I can't even begin to imagine what this smells like but I'm sure if I went to family dollar and took a wiff of the off brand White Diamond perfume it would be a bit similar.

Justin Timberlake in Bon Magazine


His new album is the shit and if you haven't heard it you are missing out.

Remember Lil Fizz from 106 & Park? He has a video out now! I know this is kind of old and i've been meaning to post this

He is referring to himself as the new Mr. 106 and Park. I think him and Bow Wow already have beef over this. The song is actually called Fluid.

Leonardo DiCaprio does Details

Good Lord. Sure he has aged a bit and put on a bit of weight but Leo could STILL get this. Upgrade. All it took was for him to get rid of Gisele. I'm pleased.

Blah Blah Blah!:
Fantasia's Hometown is pretty upset about the fact that she calls it boring.
Christina Ricci has a tattoo on her boob
Hermione can't get a date.
20 Blackest and Whitest Names

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"Boondocks" Strip coming to an end in November.

Monday, September 25, 2006
Well it looks like Aaron McGruder's comic "The Boondock Saints" will be no more. The show will continue to run on cartoon network though.

"Aaron is a brilliant cartoonist who brought a revolutionary voice to the comics pages," Universal President Lee Salem said. "Our hope is that we can work with him in the future, either in newspapers or in different media."

I'm kind of disappointed even though the strip was falling off. I really hated the first couple of episodes I saw on Cartoon Network so much that I haven't even tried to catch it since. Is it worth it? If the show has gotten better then maybe I'll catch it. I really wish he would have continued with it but he says he has other projects that he would like to work on. I'm sure we will see other amazing projects from him in the future but this really is a great loss.

Papers that still carry "Boondocks" reruns can continue them until Nov. 26.

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Janet Jackson is everywhere... except Billboard.

Janet Jackson's new album is coming out tomorrow and she has been getting lots of publicity -- about how fat she was for awhile and about how her titty was exposed TWO YEARS AGO -- but not so much about her music.

Ignoring the fact that both of her singles aren't doing very well, and that I've heard the rest of 60 Years Old and it's really not that good, it'll be interesting to see how she does in her first week. She has a lot of controversy surrounding her which can translate to sales, but then again she did when her last album came out too and that thing flopped something awful.

In any event, she was on Oprah today and performed a few songs:

"Nasty Boys"

"So Excited"

Even though her background dancers look like a community center production of Rent, I'm not mad at this. Janet can really still dance and she deserves props for that. I wish Khia would have been there to do her verse on "So Excited". Imagine, the woman who sang "lick my pussy and my crack" on Oprah? The possibilities. The first time I heard her say "Is you hungry?!" on this song I half expected her to tell me to fry that chicken.

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Eddie Murphy has officially come out of the closet

about dating Mel B. Aka Scary Spice.

Eddie Murphy has taken it too far with the bearding. He has finally admitted that the two are "together"

"I am madly in love with Mel - but there are no wedding plans."

This is just killing me because I was really rooting for him and Johnny Gill to take the world by storm with their love and have a reality show together on Bravo. I wonder how Johnny feels about being left for a lesbian?

I'm in an Eddie mood so I'm going to post that video he did with Michael Jackson called "Whatzupwitu"

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Another blackface campaign

Friday, September 22, 2006

Don't really know what to say about this? I mean why did it have to be Kate Moss? Was Brandy too busy promoting her new weave? I guess Halle Berry was too busy out shopping to be the token black this time. What's next? Jessica Simpson playing Ceelee in the next Color Purple remake? I don't get this. I'm already offended abou the whole "I'm African" shit so this is just...damn. I like how they make it seem like African women are walking pieces of charcoal with saggy breasts.

I mean shit, they could have just had her on the cover like this and gotten it over with:

*Picture by KJPepper

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Because I didn't see this one coming.

People confirmed Lindsay Lohan has been dumped yet again by someone. Harry Morton broke up with Lindsay Lohan last night after dinner. Sources say it's because he was sober and trying to move in a different direction and that she was just too immature for him.

"Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it's all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn't the partying that broke them up. She's young and a little bit immature. Harry's more low-key and not into the same stuff she's into."

Damn. She is always fucking up relationships. I'm sorry but he should have expected for her to be a bit immature. What did he expect from a girl with a Jared Leto tattoo? But I mean, he has a restaurant chain called PINK TACO so I guess they deserved each other. I'm taking bets as to who the next person she's going to date. I'm going to go on a limb and say Bow Wow. You know, just to shake things up a bit. Man this is alll so weird because last night I was having Thai with a few friends and we couldn't get over how this couple was still together. Oops, guess I jinxed it. It makes me feel weird that probably at the very same moment we were having that conversation, Lindsay was snorting her tears away with some cocaine.

UPDATE: Lindsays Rep is saying there are still together.

And speaking of lame rappers, Whack Cannon has been quoted saying that he want and will date girls that aren't black. I'm glad that he has finally gotten his wish and landed...uhh...what's her name? Oh yeah, Kim Kardashian. Her father is Robert Kardashian who was one of O.J. Simpson's lawyers. If you get bored you can check out her Myspace page. She kind of seems like a bitch. I wonder what her and Nick talk about? His amazing career? How well his clothing line is doing? How he's going to be the next best thing in hip hop? Yawn Yawn Yawn. I should stop here because it's not worth it.

Source = Crunk & Disorderly

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Man let's discuss this shit.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

HOW CRUNK IS MYA FOR THIS?! Quote of the Year. I feel bad for clowning Mya all those years now because saying that about 50 took some serious balls. This was the perfect way for her to get publicity. I can't even imagine how many diss tracks 50 is goign to come out with. It will take a whole box set. Wow.


I think 50 is going to shoot her.

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Danity Kane at Virgin Megastore

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

They really need a new stylist because they are looking rough. I know what look they are trying to go for and it's precious and all but they are going about it all the wrong way. It's like they went into Rave and just started grabbing stuff off the clearance rack. What's up with the girl in the overalls? That weave ponytail is taking me back to a place I don't want to be and that place would be middle school. She looks like those girls in 8th grade that would bring their weave to school and have their friend "hook it up" during P.E. Take that plastic Yaky back to Sally's and get something better! They are too grown for that. Yuck. There is just too much going on with all of them. I guess Diddy really isn't messing around with these girls because if so he could at least let them borrow some of the free shit he got for performing at Fashion Rocks.

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