A Hot Mess!: Because I didn't see this one coming.

Because I didn't see this one coming.

Friday, September 22, 2006

People confirmed Lindsay Lohan has been dumped yet again by someone. Harry Morton broke up with Lindsay Lohan last night after dinner. Sources say it's because he was sober and trying to move in a different direction and that she was just too immature for him.

"Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it's all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn't the partying that broke them up. She's young and a little bit immature. Harry's more low-key and not into the same stuff she's into."

Damn. She is always fucking up relationships. I'm sorry but he should have expected for her to be a bit immature. What did he expect from a girl with a Jared Leto tattoo? But I mean, he has a restaurant chain called PINK TACO so I guess they deserved each other. I'm taking bets as to who the next person she's going to date. I'm going to go on a limb and say Bow Wow. You know, just to shake things up a bit. Man this is alll so weird because last night I was having Thai with a few friends and we couldn't get over how this couple was still together. Oops, guess I jinxed it. It makes me feel weird that probably at the very same moment we were having that conversation, Lindsay was snorting her tears away with some cocaine.

UPDATE: Lindsays Rep is saying there are still together.

And speaking of lame rappers, Whack Cannon has been quoted saying that he want and will date girls that aren't black. I'm glad that he has finally gotten his wish and landed...uhh...what's her name? Oh yeah, Kim Kardashian. Her father is Robert Kardashian who was one of O.J. Simpson's lawyers. If you get bored you can check out her Myspace page. She kind of seems like a bitch. I wonder what her and Nick talk about? His amazing career? How well his clothing line is doing? How he's going to be the next best thing in hip hop? Yawn Yawn Yawn. I should stop here because it's not worth it.

Source = Crunk & Disorderly
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