A Hot Mess!: Dustin "Screech" Diamond has a SEX TAPE !

Dustin "Screech" Diamond has a SEX TAPE !

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The hot word is that Dustin Diamond has a sex tape out where is having sex with two other girls. I've heard al of these rumors about him having a big penis and what not, so we are going to have to see for ourselves...if there really is a sex tape that is.

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

The sex tape is called "Saved by the Smell." First they say Lisa Turtle became a crack head, Jessie did Show Girls, now this. What are you going to tell me next? That A.C. Slater is gay? ...Well.

( ONTD )
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