A Hot Mess!: JERMAINE! YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!!!

JERMAINE! YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!!!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006
JD: "Money ain't a thang? Right?"
Janet: "Pussy ain't a thang, either. *snap*"


The world was good for one Jermaine Dupri In April. He was relaxing, enjoying the success from Mariah Carey's Emancipation, Dem Franchise Boys snap dancing across america and the fact that he gets to lay in Janet Jackson's arms like a toddler in heat. Fast forward to today and it seems our favorite monchichi is on the brink of taking an insurmountable amount of losses. After the bleak sales of Janet Jackson's 20 Years Old (Not 20 Y.O. illiterate journalists), turning Monica into Dem Franchise Girl and generally sucking the life out of Virgin's Urban Music development, Jermaine announced that he would be stepping down from the position. Instantly rumors were started by intelligent people who can add 1+1 (it's two Deelicious) that Dupri was forced out of his position due to his lack of performance and the fact that he thought it was a good idea to have Janet do a song with this lovely lady.

JD decided to release a statement to stop the talk of more losses. "Since there are so many rumors running rampant about my position at Virgin Records, I feel that it is necessary to set the record straight," Dupri said Wednesday in a statement released to the AP. "I was not forced out of the company, I made a decision that it was in my best interest to leave." Which leads everyone to believe it was one of those "You can't fire me, I quit!" fits employees pull when they get in trouble at Wal-Mart.

One thing you can count on is the enduring, everlasting love that Janet Jackson will have for JD. With that said, I give them another six weeks before they break up. I've got five on it, any takers?
posted by Justin at 11:12 AM | Permalink |

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